At long last, I've made it to the end of the infernal English alphabet! Yeesh. The pressure's finally off!
There were subjects which I fully expected to deal with (like Unnecessary Signage) that just fell by the wayside, but really, what does it matter? In the end, I just wanna hear a good beat.
Now the question will be, what on earth will I have to talk about? Life is crazy, hectic busy, but that's not the same as saying I have a lot to discuss.
"Gee...I'm doing more paperwork. Again. Seriously."
or
"Um ... I had another rehearsal."
or
"You know how about an hour after you kill a man, you start to think, 'Was the fondue fork really the way to go or was that just style without substance?'"
I'll do my best, people.
5 comments:
Zu Wah, Zu Wah, Zu Wah La La, Zu Wah Zu Zu Wah!
I wish you'd write a book Jerome. Memoirs perhaps. You really are brilliant.
Better yet...
...the TWO of you should get a radio or tv chat show... No guests as a rule, (only as exception)just the two of you... and just amuse the beejezuz out of us!
Of course, based on John's history (see "U is for Under Duress"), the show would consist mostly of him hitting me and me complaining about it.
Have you watched much TV lately?! (This would be an improvement!)
I have adopted a new personal policy of No Violence, so perhaps I would subject you to random acts or kindness and affection and you in turn could do the complaining. The "squirm" factor alone could be really good for watchability and ratings. ; )
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